Altoholism

Attention… its come to our attention that Starman has been seen on the loose.  He is currently a master of disguise and suffers from Attention span problems.  He has been known to wander hopelessly from one thing to the next with no clear direction.  Below you will find his current known Aliases
Alias 1:  Allahanastar (AKA Feralstar in Beta)
Race:  Night Elf
Profession:  Druid
Current Level:  80
Notes:  Starman has been seen playing Alla on numerous times.  Though she has gone through numerous transformations she’s returned to her roots as a hard core tank.  She’s been seen tanking and DPSing her way across Northrend.  Currently she’s leading the charge through Naxx with a dedicated group of fellows determined to see Kel Thuzad dead at their feet.

Alias 2:  Skystalker
Race:  Dwarf
Profession:  Hunter
Current LeveL: 77
Notes:  This particular disguise was first seen shortly before the Outlands opened up for general population.  Skystalker has progressed from their first baby steps to be a Beast Master hunter for life.  Brief forays were attempted into sniper school, but in the end Skystalker can always be seen with their original cat wandering across Outland.

Alias 3:  Earthstalker
Race:  Draenei
Current Level: 73
Profession:  Shaman
Notes:  Earthstalker was first seen as an enhancement shaman.  Their life progressed rapidly as they got to 70 in just over 2 months of real time.  They wandered briefly as a level 70 enhancement shaman, but respec’d to elemental for forays into Karazhan.  They developed a fairly decent grasp of the elemental schools, but eventually returned to Enhancement.  Frequently seen with Windfury Procs, Earthstalker should be considered Armed and Dangerous.

Alias 4:  Gremfare
Race:  Human
Current Level:  80
Profession: Mage
Known Age:
Notes: Born with a frosty heart, Grem progressed his early learning as a frost mage.  He gained little insight into the world of fire till a much later age.  Though he enjoyed the control that frost offered him, the power of the fire tempted him.  With access to the increased power that gear in Outland afforded him he fell to the path of fire.  However with the birth of the new expansion he’s taken a love of the Arcane.

Alias 5:  Heartstar
Race:  Human
Profession:  Priest
Current Profession:  55
Notes:  Born with a dark streak in her heart, Heartstar has been seen running around Felwood and the old world regularly in Shadowform.  Shadow priest with a soft spot in her heart for kittens, she’s become known as the “crazy cat lady” and can regularly be seen running around with a kitten at her side.  She has no fear of death, but says that some of the best conversations she’s had in the last year involved the angel of death.

Alias 6:  Starshank
Race:  Gnome
Profession:  Rogue
Current Level:  64
Notes:  Starshank is a combat specialist with a mean streak.  Killing random woodland critters while running by is not unusual for this particular beast.  So naturally skinning them and wearing that skin came very naturally to him.  His favorite past times include Warlock stunlocking, druid blinding and petrified squirrel tossing.  He can regularly be seen running around in the company of a fire mage… the two make a lethal duo.

Alias 7:  Grimstar
Race:  Human
Profession:  Warrior
Current Level:  35
Notes:  From a young age, Grimstar was known to have anger issues.  Born a fury warrior he’s slowly progressed to his current status.  He had a brief stint of insanity while leveling blacksmithing, but with the help of Potstick Fizzlecrank’s Cranial Rectal Inverter he’s returned to the nice safe sanity that is Gnomish Engineering.  He can be found regularly hanging around the Great Forge in Iron Forge cackling to himself maniacally.

Alias 8:  Starmourn
Race:  Night Elf
Profession:  Druid
Current Level: 80
Notes:  Starmourn was born in a fit of anger over lack of bag space.  Originally planned as a boomkin, Starman quickly discovered how painful leveling can be while Balanced spec’d.  Lack of gear and patience drove this character to regress to their feral roots.  With the recent patch, Starmourn has transformed back into a boomkin.