**Brain** GET UP!!!
**Starman** Piss off.. I’m sleeping
**Brain** Its been over a week… get up.
**Starman** What part of I only had 4 hours of sleep last night did you miss? Were you asleep?
**Brain** No…. if you’ll recall I was right there with you humming along till 2:30 AM
**Starman** Were we doing anything fun?
**Brain** No…. we were busy being dialed into work.
*Starman** But… I…. screw it I’m rolling over and going to sleep.
**Brain** Star…. look I won’t buy that crap… I can actually tell when you’re sleeping..
**Starman** …zzz… just leave me be….
**Brain** Look its been over a week shouldn’t you type something???
**Starman** God what do you want from me?
**Brain** How about a simple hello?
**Starman** Wait a second…. I’ve got a project manager at work riding my ass all day long. I get home.. I’ve got a project that I’m prepping at home. I’m killing myself so that I can take a week’s vacation to do work around the house… and you want me to say hello???
**Brain** Not to me stupid… those people out there who actually read what you write…
**Starman** Look I’m tired. I’m finally on vacation… I’m busting my butt installing a new patio and flagstone wall. I’m an IT guy faking it pretending I know what the hell I’m doing acting like a construction worker… I’m tired… I’m sore… you do it…zzzzzz
**Brain**….. Ok… if you insist…..
We’re sorry for any delay you’ve seen over the past week.. His mind and spirit have been beaten upon all week at work while his body is being beaten and abused while trying to remind himself that he IS NOT a construction worker, but does a damned fine job of imitating one thanks to my skillful direction… Blessidly his wife is much better at building walls than he is… but he’ll probably get back to his regularly scheduled program as the week progresses… in the mean time I’ll finish drafting stuff in my little world so his little fingers can just type it out while I dictate to him…. till then.. keep the faith people.
Thanks… the management appreciates your patience while we get the regularly scheduled programming back up and running…. Starman’s Brain